I love music. Love, love, love it. And hip-hop is near and dear to my heart because it's the music that I grew up listening to. Back in the 80s, it was all about Kurtis Blow and Whodini and LL Cool J, Run-DMC, and honey, when Roxanne Shante and Salt-n-Pepa pounced on the scene the ladies [ahem, the pre-teen and teenage girls] finally had a bit of feminine representation on the airwaves. So it's only natural that I would want to share my love of hip-hop with my 2-year-old son, Dutch. Talk about mission impossible. The thing is you can't just turn on the radio (not the radio stations that I normally listen to anyway) and expect it to be all gravy. Oh no, because nowadays you have people like rapper Lil' Wayne who put out ridiculous songs that cut right to the chase. There's no guessing about what he's talking about. For instance, his hot song of the moment is called "Lollipop." And no, the song is not about running to your local 7-11 and snatching up a Blow Pop for a quick, sugary treat. Not at all. The lyrics in the hook are: "She, she licks me like a lollipop."
So my reaction to that is: Whoaaaaaa!! Hold up there, partna! I can't have my toddler son walking around bopping his little head and singing along to that! It's bad enough that he has grown attached to Mariah Carey's "Touch My Body." Thankfully, he doesn't sing along to that one, but there for a while he insisted that I continue to put the song on repeat, but I just couldn't. I mean, I couldn't imagine what type of reaction his daycare provider would have if she heard him singing "Touch my body..." while he was busy playing with a truck or during one of their walks around the neighborhood. Is there a such thing as daycare suspension? Because I'm thinking Dutch might've been up for it.